My Life as a Religion Monger

You pray
I pray

You read Quran
I read Quran

You fast during Ramadhan
I fast during Ramadhan..sort of

You pay zakat
I pay zakat

You perform Hajj
Well, I am not yet

But,

I am way holier than thou
Waaaaay holier than thou

I am glad you asked

I use my religion to make loads of dollars
And say the ones who are against me are bloody bad liars

I read the verse from the Quran for my daily speech
So I can dig numerous chicks

I use my faith to gain more and more admirers
For what you asked? Of course to keep my sins under my cellars

I use my God's name to thrive in my political career
And say whoever disagree with me are sins bearer!

I hide behind my Prophet’s name to get people’s respects
And in return, I can treat them like my pets

Woof woof

But one day, there was a man who dares enough to ask me
What is wrong with thee?

Did I do anything wrong?  I asked him back
Benevolently he said ‘No, you’re perfect, nothing lack

But why do sell your religion for your own benefit?
Absolutely the Hell is where you fit!

I repose
Then I said there’s nothing I would lose
For bringing my paradise straight to under my nose
At least I am a lot better than you who has nothing to choose
Nak beli Maggi sebungkus pun kerja macam nak mampus!

End.